Salman: You bloody god, Answer me if you exist. Look at me (he was looking between his legs and shaking violently) I am ashamed of myself! People who are much more smaller than me got bigger and better then this one!! What a bloody disgrace!!! Christ. Bloody Jesus fu…ng Christ.
Transcript of conversation between Rushdie and God
Drunken and angry Salman was screaming like a mad while some one managed to record the part of conversation!
Salman: You bloody god, Answer me if you exist. Look at me (he was looking between his legs and shaking violently) I am ashamed of myself! People who are much more smaller than me got bigger and better then this one!! What a bloody disgrace!!! Christ. Bloody Jesus fu…ng Christ. God: How was it when you born?
Salman: Normal.
God: And when you were growing up?
Salman: Pretty good.
God: Then?
Salman: During 80s, I was feeling insecure and week.
God: And then (with a bit of impatience in the tone)?
Salman: Since late 80s it started to shrink and kept shrinking even bloody today (Salman started to cry in frustration). This time god asked the next question in a funny tone:
God: Do you know Superman?
Salman: Yes, he is very rich and famous.
God: He could run faster than a car, train or a plain?
Salman: Yes. He was capable of doing anything. I mean anything (with excitement).
God: And then?
Salaman: He fell of the arse of a horse.
God: And broke his neck and the back and now he is dead. Ha, ha, ha (next portion of the transcript is un-transcribable.)
Source: http://melbourne.indymedia.org/news/2006/10/128288.php
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